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Sag Demotivational Poster

THE BACON AND SAUSAGE NATIVITY - Never has tastelessness been so tasty

TAGS: jesus sausage
Rating: 4.83/5

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BigEdMustafa - December 6, 2011, 5:39 pm
I think the hash browns as straw is a really nice touch!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 2, 2011, 6:16 pm
That doesn't really look... kosher.
mariand - December 2, 2011, 12:22 am
TWOEDGE - December 1, 2011, 4:04 pm


TAGS: twilight books saga
Rating: 4.59/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 25, 2013, 12:05 am
First we'll pay and then we'll pay some more. Does anyone know the score, I'm so f*cking board.
EmilioDumphque - July 24, 2012, 1:39 pm
...and Rock is dead! (Long live Paper and Scissors)
minerva1961 - July 18, 2012, 1:32 pm
Someone forgot to take his happy pill this morning.
AcidRain - July 18, 2012, 9:41 am
Ain't that the truth.

DADDY - would you like some sausage?

SANOSUKE SAGARA - I think Cloud's Buster sword just got out-bigged...

MIXED MESSAGES - I guess if I have a death wish it couldn't hurt ...

MARK 5:9 - and jesus asked him 'what is your name?' he replied 'my name is legion for we are many' WE ARE ANONYMOUS, WE ARE LEGION

TAGS: anonymous bible passage scientology
Rating: 1.96/5

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Derek - October 3, 2009, 3:52 am
I feel as though I'm in a hall of mirrors.
LOLOLOL - August 2, 2009, 1:25 pm
Dweezle - March 19, 2009, 2:14 pm
The Bible was indeed an excellent work of fiction And yes the demons were put into pigs
Dweezle - March 19, 2009, 2:14 pm
The Bible was indeed an excellent work of fiction And yes the demons were put into pigs
LOLWUT? - August 27, 2008, 6:00 pm
"If my knowledge of old fictional books is correct" A WINRAR IS YOU.
Captain Douchebag - July 7, 2008, 10:41 pm
If my knowledge of old fictional books is correct, that passage comes from a story where a man was possessed by many demons, prompting the "My name is Legion" response. I think the demons were placed into pigs or something, I really just skimmed over that
Dude - July 7, 2008, 9:49 pm
So, Anonymous is Lucifer now?


TAGS: subliminal messages vote
Rating: 4.35/5

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Kyronic - June 3, 2012, 6:14 pm
Every time I read 5omething like thi5 I 5lur my 5'5. I 5tart to 5ound like Daffy Duck.
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 4:43 am
You must do what you think is right, of course.
spypengen - May 27, 2012, 9:18 pm
I think the poster wants me to vote 3L
pickleviper - May 27, 2012, 9:18 am
Thanks Steve. Can I call you Steve? You're feeling sleepy Steve. Very sleepy...
SteveFurlong - May 27, 2012, 9:14 am
Haha! 5L for getting a laugh out of me.
pickleviper - May 27, 2012, 9:13 am
Good, gooood. 5oon I will have all the minions I require under my command. Mwa ha ha ha haaaaa!
gas - May 26, 2012, 7:36 pm
nah, the5e 5ubliminal thing5 never work.. oh wait..

$30 VS $300 -

HOLY SHIT - That chick has a beard.

BITTERLY-DIVORCED MEN - Their insight and acumen is sorely missed in the contemporary advertising world.

TAGS: vw volksagen beetle women drivers bad fail owned
Rating: 4.6/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:28 pm
heh. "Blow it in her face and she'll follow you forever" or, you know, until you can't run anymore and she gives you a high-heel to the scrotum.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2014, 12:29 am
I actually can't watch Madmen. My wife began to watch it.... I almost made it to half of season 1.
spacedog - June 12, 2010, 9:43 pm
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 2:42 am
Wonderful. 5

The Illuminati -


TAGS: message mother in law could get mariand
Rating: 4.79/5

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mariand - February 11, 2012, 12:30 pm
There is an electrical socket... and there's a trap to get rid of mother-in-law ;)
Buzzramjet - February 11, 2012, 12:24 pm
Okay what am I missing here? Or is this an electrical socket in another country??
Reality Lord - December 1, 2011, 5:41 pm

if only i'd thought of this years ago
mariand - December 1, 2011, 12:19 am
Yeah, but don't worry, she doesn't know which's the difference...;)
Iconoclast - November 30, 2011, 11:07 pm
Uh, that doesn't look like a nail. Looks like a screw.

SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY - Our society depends on it and hardly anyone knows about it. Carl Sagan



TAGS: the caption is different to relay a different message religion christianity crucifixion atheism
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Lincoln

bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 7:56 pm
LMFAO..great turn around at the end!
javalord32 - July 15, 2010, 12:09 pm
Anonymous2 - May 2, 2010, 11:30 pm
Those others were douches not to let him cross on theirs.
pzykosiz - May 2, 2010, 9:51 pm
from crucifiction, it turns into walking the plank. nice job
Sean - May 2, 2010, 9:26 pm
Way to think it through, Lincoln. I mean it's not like Jesus was carrying his cross to a stag or something.
pieman - May 2, 2010, 9:18 pm
Wrong. Oh so wrong. 5 see you in hell.

PASSING NOTES - This is what "Instant Messaging" looked like, before your so called "Internet".

My Favorite Stoner -

TAGS: carl sagan astronomer author pothead
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - August 27, 2013, 5:05 pm
5 fat doobies.
curlyrocks - August 27, 2013, 3:53 pm
I had no proof till now, but I always knew that guy was super stoned, to see how much fun he had in the space ship set in Cosmos, man I want to get high in a room like that.



STANDARDS - It's fine to have high standards, but low standards gets you a monkey

TAGS: pzy monkey massage bash quote
Rating: 5/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - November 2, 2011, 12:03 am
t(-_-t) 5L though

pale blue dot -

TAGS: carl sagan pale blue dot
Rating: 4.7/5

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Krickit - April 18, 2013, 10:27 am
His camera must of had a telescopic lens
EmilioDumphque - April 18, 2013, 10:18 am
Where was the guy standing who took this picture of "our world"?
Greeny - April 18, 2013, 5:34 am
I never could figure out what kind of accent he had

THE MOOD - If screaming and running to her car was the mood you were going for, nice choice.

DISAGREEABLE CAT - Disagrees with you!

SHUT UP!! - You guys clearly don't know how to choose the funniest picture in a series, do you?!

TAGS: this is a message not a poster
Rating: 1.89/5
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 9:27 pm
Angst over my approval methods, however, is very funny. 5L
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 9:26 pm
It was an unfunny series that's been done before... as a single poster... which is enough. With over 55,000 posters, it's hard to be original here... but a good start is to not copy your own caption repeatedly, changing only the picture.

GENDERING CHILDREN - The boy can turn shapes into cool things, like a submarine. The girl can change the pattern on her dress. You should just tell your daughter to go make a sammich.

TAGS: kids tv shows have horrible messages
Rating: 4.42/5

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thatonechick - April 22, 2010, 8:49 am
"Watch this! I can turn my dress into the pattern of... STRAWBERRIES! Sing with me: 'Pattern Power!'"
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 10:13 am
That was definitely the wrong window. I was dancing to "I Touch Myself" in Austin Powers style.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 10:10 am
I did. was the Don King wig really necessary?.....or am I looking in the wrong window?
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 9:56 am
I know. :) Didn't you see my dance I did for you?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 9:55 am
Oh, I know....I've been stalking you.....
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 9:52 am
I work in a deli... But I'm off until tomorrow. I'd guess around 3PM on 1 Apr 2010. :S I never said I was a good sammich maker or general female person...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 9:47 am
I don't make many either...yours are great I was just bugging you a little..........what's the ETA on that sammich?
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 9:44 am
It's not my fault. This is the message we get! LoL ... I told you I wasn't the best. I don't pump out ten thousand crap posters a day, though. And I COULD.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 9:40 am
I love this one....but if you'd used the same words in three lines. the comedic timing would have been perfect....5L.....It's OK, We don't expect much from the fairer sex.....did someone say sammich?
R.S.Jake - March 23, 2010, 3:59 pm
I am still waiting for my daughter make me a sammich. All I get are Soggy Cookies, and Banana Poofs. :(
Bovee - March 23, 2010, 9:17 am
daughter not son crap. fail
Bovee - March 23, 2010, 9:17 am
Amsome. what a father son tag team we have here.
LogicDude - March 22, 2010, 9:07 am
LOL TOC - Was that Cubby you were screaming "Oh Daddy!" to?
Ed-Hyde - March 22, 2010, 6:50 am
Awkward, yes. Hilarious, yes. Worth reselling on the interwebs. Oh yes. 5L
thatonechick - March 21, 2010, 9:27 am
Thanks, Sean. Hey Cubby, I wasn't aware you were my dad. This is awkward...
Cubbybear - March 20, 2010, 5:04 pm
Go make me a sammich
Sean - March 20, 2010, 2:10 pm
Well done. Very funny. And especially comeing from someone who still thinks it was Kool-Aid they passed out at Jonestown. *snickers*
rerun - March 20, 2010, 11:08 am

I am a little hungry.



TAGS: just let the middle sag
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - September 1, 2015, 9:32 am
a wonderful sugestion
GaryO - October 26, 2012, 8:34 pm
...and there it shall be. WOOF
rerun - October 26, 2012, 8:22 pm

this would be nice at m-twist

The Horror -

TAGS: sho the envisage sparkles and hello kitty
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - May 19, 2013, 1:40 pm
Oh the horror, the sweet sweet horror. 5&f
Greeny - May 19, 2013, 12:29 pm
Thanks - with credit to Steve for the inspiration; and Sho for the tours of his realm!
GaryO - May 19, 2013, 11:42 am
Geez yer good Greeny. Really really good. 5L

STAR WARS - Things can only get worse now that Disney has ownership.

TAGS: star wars subliminal messages
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 11, 2013, 12:42 am
Thanks Silver.
Silverheart - March 10, 2013, 9:49 pm

I've got a bad feeling aböüt thïs... May the 5L§ be with you.


BRIDE'S MESSAGE TO GROOM - Guess what sweetheart ? Game over ...


TAGS: culos sagging moobs support culos
Rating: 4.32/5

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agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:43 pm

BRUCE HITLER - Adolph's twin brother never really got the message... And as for his, "Fabulous Solution"

RED ROVER, RED ROVER! - Send a Greybeard right over!

TAGS: sage greybeards of motifake olympic games
Rating: 4.24/5

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sickartist - March 2, 2010, 1:05 pm
I'll take one for the team. 5L

COUNSELING - The Sage Greybeards of Motifake stage an intervention on Elder God Douchebag

TAGS: sage greybeards of motifake elder god douchebag
Rating: 2.63/5

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Elder God Douchebag - January 16, 2009, 6:33 pm
You should thank me. The tenth planet was full of jerks.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 16, 2009, 4:36 pm
It won't take. The last time someone tried to erase his evil, he ate just enough time to remove the tenth planet from our solar system from history.

MEGAN FOX'S THUMBS - They may be weird, But now I keep thinking about her eating a polish sausage.

TAGS: megan fox tumbs sausage
Rating: 2.2/5

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GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 10:16 pm
I call BULLSHIOT!! you want her to stick in her thumb, and pull out your dumb! 1L

MASSAGE SCHOOL - didn't prepare me for this!


TAGS: massager relax kitty loves you cubby
Rating: 4.08/5

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robbidos - June 17, 2012, 1:25 am

NOTHING PERSONAL - Dear John! Saw you yesterday with that blonde. Left you a message!

ROYAL ANNOUNCEMENT - No more bickering about your elections. All problems solved.

TAGS: letter queen uk usa message rnr
Rating: 3.43/5

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MrBlack - March 13, 2010, 10:18 pm
Ah rugby. Reminds me a bit of when we'd play tackle football as children. Tackle a kid into loose stones, a tree, or whatever's nearby. "Ye dead? No? Then get up, we still got the second half te go. And quit limpin already; you're not bleedin that bad."
Jingoro - February 7, 2010, 3:26 pm
Aw man! Now I'm craving fish & chips.
Bob D. Sailor - December 7, 2009, 8:13 pm
Nah, nukes would be to hard to clean up afterwards. I would want to turn Britain into our on colony. Wait! That's kinda ironic.. Us turning Britain into a colony.
stavro1 - December 6, 2009, 7:54 pm
and I got one word: NUKE!!!
Bob D. Sailor - December 6, 2009, 7:51 pm
I drink a lot of tea, and I drive on the left side of the road (I'm in Japan). But if the British tried to take us back, I'd be one of the first to start attacking. All I got left to say is 2 words: Carpet Bomb.
Hippopotosaurus - November 19, 2009, 10:27 am
i find it funny reading half of the comments on these sites, almost always reverts back to slight racist remarks between british and americans. i agree with The Mediator on either say you like it or not and quit with the racism people.
Jmac0585 - September 21, 2009, 1:11 pm
December 24, 1814.
mrbombastic - September 13, 2009, 11:11 pm
Heh, try to take us if you want, Britain. It won't be pretty.
anonamous - August 9, 2009, 12:33 am
New Commonwealth-while were at it lets bring australia and canada back too
coco tapioca - May 2, 2009, 5:15 pm
because you gotta finish what you start! + the french would be MUCH easier.
DreMagnum - March 16, 2009, 8:28 pm
taking over england would certainly be easier then Iraq, why dont we just do that instead?
Nero - February 17, 2009, 7:01 pm
Okay...I'll drink tea. I'll use proper english and drive on the left side of the road. But I will never, EVER used the fucking metric system! NEVER!
barockeva - February 7, 2009, 4:55 pm
I'll take a nice earl gray.
The Mediator - December 30, 2008, 4:48 pm
Hmmmm, why dont people just look at the picture, accept that its quite funny, or not, and move on? d oyou have to leave a slightly racist comment? Also to the first guy, soccer is american, football is english.
Prince Charles - December 6, 2008, 4:08 pm
So, who's for a cup of tea ?
American2 - December 6, 2008, 2:11 pm
Yep... typical British. Anyone who doesn't like you're way of doing things is less intelligent than you. Oh, I do so bow down before you're superiority. How exactly does tea time come from a higher level of intelligence? What thought process is involved i
Porcelina - November 30, 2008, 6:37 pm
Yup, typically biased douchebag.
ashley - November 30, 2008, 6:24 pm
yup... typical american, everything that seems to come from higher levels of intelligence... is gay
Narutarded - October 6, 2008, 2:51 pm
... says the Nancy-boy from San Francisco.
American - October 6, 2008, 1:19 pm
soccer, cricket,tea time, strawberries w/ cream. Wow, I forgot how gay the british are.

SUPER MARIO GALAXY - Seems harmless doesn't it. Now read the starred letters.

TAGS: super mario galaxys secret message
Rating: 2.85/5

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djinnyf - March 14, 2011, 10:12 am
Ohhhh I see you mean the "shiny" letters!!!!!!!! xx
deadraisin - May 10, 2010, 7:22 am
Took me a minute but it made us all laugh, we are legion.
forseti - May 10, 2010, 7:22 am
thx TCSA! ;)
TCSA - May 10, 2010, 1:01 am
I think he meant the Lens flared ones, which spell out UR MR GAY
guest8916 - May 9, 2010, 11:15 pm


DISAGREEMENTS - Sometimes we just have to agree to disagree and walk away...just don't open any packages for about two weeks.

VEGGIES? - Wait are the Sausages there just to make this Naughty or am I seeing things?

TAGS: sausage vegans wtf
Rating: 1.6/5

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CANADA - August 31, 2009, 8:59 am
vegans and feminist are the best. its like they got somthing to prove in the sac
Derek - August 30, 2009, 8:34 pm
Tofu or TVP I fear.

50th Wedding Anniversary -

Workplace Safety -

TAGS: warning signs messages workplace safety
Rating: 4.91/5

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MissPriss - September 3, 2013, 3:17 am
Sadly, no.
steve1961 - September 2, 2013, 10:18 pm
Am I the only one who would actually try and do that?

SENIOR PICTURES - this could be the poet of his generation

TAGS: senior picture message
Rating: 4.74/5

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rerun - July 8, 2010, 7:23 pm

Texas is bordered by the Red River (Oklahoma) and Brownsville (Mexico)
Hawamleh - July 8, 2010, 1:56 pm
Airman - July 8, 2010, 11:01 am
LOL @ Oklahoma
rerun - July 7, 2010, 7:29 pm

Must be an Oklahoma boy
corbett06 - July 7, 2010, 7:22 pm
hahaha i read that twice...i agree he should be a poet
forseti - July 7, 2010, 6:03 pm


TAGS: message to et
Rating: 4.5/5

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fasteddie - August 21, 2010, 12:00 pm
SETI...where Astrophysics careers go to die.....
GreyScorpion - August 21, 2010, 10:48 am
that star diagram on the left looks like Heranus



TAGS: do i need to become homosexuell sausage fest syndrome
Rating: 3.79/5

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forseti - May 21, 2010, 5:00 pm
Honey, please... YOU are the one who shows everybody his stinger with your avatar! ;)
GreyScorpion - May 21, 2010, 11:33 am
try? I thought you....oh never mind...

DRESSAGE - ...when Polo just isn't pretentious enough. Way to identify with your constituents, Mittens


TAGS: message
Rating: 3.45/5

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TAGS: art reality surprise sagan
Rating: 2.73/5

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Derek - December 29, 2009, 10:13 pm
Great quote.

FAIL SOFTWARES - There is no 'OK' in the button selection.

TAGS: software fail no ok window error message wrong title
Rating: 2/5

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karlingall - April 18, 2010, 6:42 pm
it's software without the "s" this is no "lol cats" site and as for pointing out the obvious. really 1l
your_MOM - July 1, 2009, 9:52 pm
lol ppstream XP
Moooooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2009, 12:39 am
Thanks for pointing that out. 1 lion


TAGS: if there is a grid there is probably a sausage
Rating: 5/5

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forseti - November 4, 2010, 4:25 am
Got a hint: More hair all over the head to cover my face, less hair at the legs (and at sugar spots). It really works.
agdaniele - November 3, 2010, 10:14 pm
I see you're shaving again, forseti.
Reality Lord - November 3, 2010, 1:43 pm

ewwwww....deadly trap. looks good from far but.....



TAGS: dad kid sausage mom your
Rating: 4.04/5

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Dimytri - February 7, 2011, 11:58 pm
Nah ... Maybe he's just sad because he knows he's "dad's" new party favor.


HEWLETT PACKARD - Telling mother nature to go fornicate herself

TAGS: a message from hp to mother nature
Rating: 3.63/5

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pzykosiz - May 24, 2010, 1:44 am
Thanks aggy. i figured i couldn't go wrong if i changed the language a bit
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 1:42 am
LOL! Great poster, and breautiful display of a SFW verbiage win! 5L

THE SAG AWARDS - Ironically actresses try not to 'sag' in their gowns

TAGS: sag
Rating: 3.53/5

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TAGS: sage
Rating: 3.49/5

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vm4891 - October 19, 2009, 12:01 pm
As sticky as it looks, that is heaven. Oh the college years....
evil - April 9, 2009, 12:00 pm
wtf is that, i've never seen one

NO GREYBEARDS - These signs always seem to pop up after one of our parties... Thanks Matt! Grabby SOB!

TAGS: sage greybeards of motifake sgm
Rating: 3.38/5

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Fatt Matt - January 30, 2009, 5:58 pm
She was totally asking for it, Dude...



TAGS: iluvyerman yougouysrthebestbuddiesaguyheylookatthoseknockersoopssheslookingatusithinksheheard
Rating: 3.32/5

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MrRandom - November 3, 2009, 12:45 am
I loved this one. The tag is a great topper.
Sean - November 3, 2009, 12:42 am
Oops. I meant yer right about it not being my best. Not the other part. Sorry.
Sean - October 26, 2009, 11:38 pm
Hey thanks and yer right. It's no COLD COCKLES. I nailed the hell outta that one.
Dude 4515 - October 26, 2009, 10:08 pm
sean, it's not your best work, but still would easily be my best if i made it. therefore, five lions


TAGS: sage greybeards roll call
Rating: 3.28/5

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Bone - July 5, 2009, 11:59 am
See what happens when your off drinking beers...you miss the meeting! Dammit!
moooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2009, 12:21 am
One of these things just doesn't belong here, One of these things just isn't the same.......Don't your Bratz dolls miss you?
BriaHere - July 4, 2009, 8:57 pm
What's a GreyBeard?
rerun - July 4, 2009, 8:55 pm

Rurun, Major (ret)AF239675443 No felonies (1 dismissed unspecified charge)Favorite muss brunette or bald
RONSART - July 4, 2009, 8:19 pm
His Eminence Ronsart Michelangelicus Photoshopicon, the Head Artist of the Motifake Vatican ( reformed ), Treasurer.
RONSART - July 4, 2009, 8:18 pm
Name...Ron Rank...General Serial Number...AF19833228 Felonies...3 Muff Color Choice...All (except grey...go figure...lol)

SAUSAGES - The meat treat that's fun to eat

TAGS: sausages
Rating: 3.26/5

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David A - January 22, 2010, 8:16 am
If she has room, she can have my Polish!

SGM GOLF OUTING - We didn't play any golf... just talked about our balls and wood

TAGS: sage greybeards of motifake sgm golf
Rating: 3.14/5

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Briton of Rose - February 3, 2009, 6:37 am
That's not Obama, that's Tiger! (He's been an Honorary Greybeard since last August.)
Culos - February 3, 2009, 4:23 am
True, but who invited Obama again????

AUDITIONS - Now taking applications for the SGM Harem. "Thank you Miss, you have a great talent but, well, you're a Butterface..."

TAGS: sgm sage greybeards of motifake
Rating: 3.11/5

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James - April 8, 2009, 2:46 am
paul franks inspiration....
Cubbybear - February 3, 2009, 8:16 pm
Stick her in the basement
BuZZbomb - February 3, 2009, 6:58 pm
Maybe she is auditioning for the part of "Girl #2 with Cup" and didn't quite read the script...

DEEP THOUGHTS BY JEFF BRIDGES - Wow she really does deserver a SAG award.

TAGS: saggy streep
Rating: 3.09/5

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Fatt Matt - January 25, 2010, 2:46 pm
HA! nice. I'd still hit it.

S A G E - Goes in all fields

TAGS: sage
Rating: 2.42/5

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EVIDENTLY - Neither do you

TAGS: stupid bored chat instant messaging
Rating: 2.22/5

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Scorpio7 - February 11, 2009, 12:18 pm
Has anyone besides me noticed that "chaters" is missing an additional "t?"

Dr. Nose -

TAGS: dear abby sage advice
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - July 20, 2014, 10:26 am
This is KMFK 670 AM, Kan’t Make it? FaKe it, talk radio. And I'm GaryO...the L-u-u-u-v Dawg. Putting the ‘O’ back in Organism for over 420 dog years. Lines are open. I’m here to take you…..your calls, here to take your calls.
MissPriss - July 19, 2014, 12:58 pm
But doc, I thought you said you like to watch me makin' your bacon (wink)in the nude?

Just Relax -

TAGS: eight legged massage flexible
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - August 15, 2013, 6:00 am
Greeny 5cores another big hit! 5L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 15, 2013, 1:37 am
And in the position HE is in, by saying that, it's also a quick east to accidentally getting a black eye. (foot + face)
GaryO - August 13, 2013, 10:06 pm
I don’t ge…….oh
lgvernon - August 13, 2013, 9:45 pm


Blurred Vision -

TAGS: imagination envisage successful
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - July 16, 2014, 6:05 pm

Resaganrun -

TAGS: ruren carl sagan bologna sandwich
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - September 9, 2014, 7:11 am
One of the best pokes at Rerun, Greeny!
rerun - September 6, 2014, 2:08 pm

Damn, I look good in a suit
MissPriss - September 6, 2014, 1:42 pm
Ahhh Rerun...it'll be cold soon and like the walking dead, we will move on to another body soon enough...teehee. 5L'd the poster Mr. Greeny

nonsensical nonsense #4 -

TAGS: disney cartoons sending mixed messages
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - September 13, 2013, 7:39 am
Nice theme Cyn!

Froman Party -

TAGS: sausage king bueller
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - July 22, 2014, 7:32 am
...And the difference between the genius and the mundane is seeing the maitre d' instead of the choir soloi5t. I humbly bow to you.
Airman - July 22, 2014, 1:28 am
thx Mr G
GaryO - July 21, 2014, 8:39 am
So love this. Can't stop smiling. Classic Air.

Pigs -

Sassy -


TAGS: disagree with your doctor as of now and see what happens
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 21, 2014, 2:42 am
First hand experience... no pun intended, lol.
motifayk - April 20, 2014, 10:49 pm
Looks like you are speaking from experience. 5L


TAGS: rebel saggy style sidestep adulthood
Rating: 4.86/5

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falloutghoul - December 25, 2012, 7:24 pm
Looks like he needs to tighten his belt.

Starbucks Coffee -

TAGS: starbucks expensive coffee subliminal messages
Rating: 4.82/5

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GaryO - August 2, 2013, 9:20 am
Yeah, me too. I turn right around, go across the street, never looking back, and head into THAT Starbucks.
MissPriss - August 2, 2013, 4:04 am
Nice 5L Crotchety...no hidden message here!

... hello ... -


TAGS: the medium is the message mcluhan
Rating: 4.53/5

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GreyScorpion - October 22, 2010, 10:28 am
No, neither bacon, nor waffles....mmmm, waffles
forseti - October 22, 2010, 10:26 am
can I exchange it for i.e. bacon?
Reality Lord - October 22, 2010, 9:44 am

gold star for forseti!!
forseti - October 22, 2010, 9:09 am
Not a mistake: "Initiated by Quentin Fiore,[53] McLuhan adopted the term "massage" to denote the effect each medium has on the human sensorium, taking inventory of the "effects" of numerous media in terms of how they "massage" the sensorium." WIKIPEDIA
GySgt1811 - October 22, 2010, 12:10 am
Is that a "hot" or "cold" medium?
crankyhead - October 21, 2010, 9:11 pm
JJ *message*
MisterJJ - October 21, 2010, 9:11 pm
WTF??? Swear catcher really blew that one. Does it just "asterisk" any two "s"'s in a row??? Letss ssee
MisterJJ - October 21, 2010, 9:08 pm
The Medium is the Massage??? Is that like a psychic masseuse?
spacedog - October 21, 2010, 8:18 pm


TAGS: email message spoof
Rating: 4.5/5

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lgvernon - July 12, 2013, 5:53 pm

Yeah, well~~they just have BAAAAGS of money to give away!~~~
MissPriss - July 12, 2013, 1:35 pm
HEY! He never told me I was going to be sharing the wealth. Hmmmm.

The Lost Commandments -

TAGS: moses commandments unheeded messages for humanity
Rating: 4.45/5

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CloudchaserS - October 5, 2013, 3:42 am
Got that, thanx!
Greeny - October 4, 2013, 6:46 pm
Early 80's Mel Brooks
CloudchaserS - October 4, 2013, 12:41 pm
I remember seeing a comedy sketch on TV in the early 90's where it was 15 commandments, but Moses dropped one of the tablets, so he said it was 10 commandments.



TAGS: message eye
Rating: 4.33/5

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POPULARIZED SCIENCE - The wonderment continues...

Metal Fatigue -


TAGS: chain dolls sausage party parody
Rating: 4.1/5

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Verdeckt - July 14, 2011, 8:10 am
Placing this on someone's desk at work tomorrow :)


How Most Women -

MOD ORIGINS - Every generation has a legend... Every journey has a first step... Every man has his beginnings...

TAGS: mod origins r s jake moderator timmy mod tower poster saga
Rating: 3.94/5

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Fatt Matt - June 8, 2010, 5:17 pm
CoolioIndeed - June 8, 2010, 1:56 pm
It probably would have been better if I saved it for Friday but I chose to submit it today with the feeling it was more related to the other "Mod trailer" posters than it was a roast of Jake here.
R.S.Jake - June 8, 2010, 1:38 pm
Wow! Just Wow! That may be the most amazing thing I've ever seen! Dang Poodles only let me vote once! 5! 5! 5! 5! 5!
GreyScorpion - June 8, 2010, 1:33 pm
I initially rejected this for that reason, and PM'd him and asked him that, Coolio said he'd be like dorito's and make more
thatonechick - June 8, 2010, 1:32 pm
Shoulda saved this for Friday.



TAGS: rules sage greybeards
Rating: 3.5/5

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LD0ne - June 10, 2010, 9:05 am
he who is sinless casts the first stone
aesop's folly - January 6, 2010, 4:13 pm
Hit him with bigger stones


QUIET PLEASE - The Sage Greybeards of Motifake are having a serious "Meeting"

TAGS: sage greybeards of motifake sgm
Rating: 3/5

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thatonechick - May 26, 2009, 11:18 am
The Graybeards are the only ones in there? What are y'all doing?!?

USAGI YOJIMBO - When Rabbits Can Kill You It's Time To Give Up The Game

TAGS: usagi yojimbo will kill your ass
Rating: 2.92/5

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ICEMAN - January 22, 2010, 11:54 am
All you need to do is use the "Holy Hand Grenade"